Some Craigslist WTF.

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01/21/2016 at 10:53 • Filed to: None

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First up is this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . With virtually zero information in the ad. Not sure if I trust this paint job...

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Second is this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . It has an unknown amount of horsepower and includes this picture from what I assume is a speed run at about 135 mph.

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DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/21/2016 at 10:58

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Dat overspray on the tires.

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Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/21/2016 at 10:59

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All that work masking (don’t know if it was done right or not) and they forgot to cover the wheels...


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/21/2016 at 11:04

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Shame about the Camaro, 3rd generation Camaro convertibles are pretty rare.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/21/2016 at 11:05

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Was that Camaro done with a roller? WTF man.


Kinja'd!!! daender > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/21/2016 at 11:08

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They painted over the badge...


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/21/2016 at 11:08

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That gxp actually doesn’t seem like a horrible deal


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/21/2016 at 11:11

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yea, 135 is achievable by many vehicles. i would laugh my ass off if a cop showed up with a ticket for him


Kinja'd!!! Montalvo > Stapleface
01/21/2016 at 11:11

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Hand painted, they were able to cut costs by using kindergardeners during their recess time.


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
01/21/2016 at 11:13

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It definitely deserved better.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/21/2016 at 11:16

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Can’t blame them. It’s Detroit, so it needed to be painted with some speed.

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Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/21/2016 at 11:17

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Gotta turn off traction control to go fast!


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Patrick Nichols
01/21/2016 at 11:18

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No need when they’s putting on swangas


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/21/2016 at 11:21

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WTF is going on here.


Kinja'd!!! mr2gud2u > Stapleface
01/21/2016 at 11:46

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WHY! WHY! WHY! Would anyone do this to a 3rd Gen vert. They are so rare.


Kinja'd!!! Needmoargarage > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/21/2016 at 11:47

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Reminds me so much of an ad I came across last week. RX-8 with a blown engine. (Or in Craigslist terms “runs a little rough n dont have time n money to figure it out. probably just a fuel pump.”)

Nearly every single picture was of his tailpipe spitting flames.


Kinja'd!!! The Snowman > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/21/2016 at 13:40

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Third gen verts are rare and beautiful, but they are pieces of shit. I owned a 91 z28 very for 10 years mine was in amazing condition and right at 100k when I sold it but they were poorly designed. All they did was send a t-top car to ASC and go at it with a sawzall. Try to park it in a dip and get out, the body flexed so bad even el chapo wouldn’t be able to escape that door...


Kinja'd!!! Frank W. Doom > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/22/2016 at 16:10

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screw it we won’t ever need forward lighting